Scanty Santa

Scanty Santa A story from the Dreamspinner Press Advent Calendar collection Heartwarming The holidays are looking anything but happy for Evan whose partner skipped out and left him struggling to hold on to h

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  1. Mandy*reads obsessively*

    Ummhonestly, I have no clue what to say about this story.The blurb makes it sound like it'smore than it is.Two guys live in the same neighborhood but have never even spoken, Sam dressed as Santa the stripper needs a lift to a gig and Evan being duly impressed by all of Sam's asssets offers to drive. One things leads to another. There is a raunchy show and they end up together. I guess if you see it as funny and light ( and seriously with this kind of dialog) “The man-sized eggs got a fine tong [...]

  2. Nikyta *Miss Forgetful*

    I'm not quite sure how to describe this story. It's about Evan who agrees to take Sam to his stripping job when his car runs out of gas. Before Evan knows it, he's pulled into working a gay party with Sam which turns more raunchy than either of them were expecting.I gotta say, this story just wasn't for me. It had a lot of potential but the descriptions and how the words were structured was very off-putting for me. Things like, "I grabbed his tits—stubby, finger-sized nubs that were like baby [...]

  3. Serena Yates

    What a fun, totally over the top, hilarious look at two men who each struggle with the economic situation before they join forces and figure there are better ways to deal with life. Scantily clad Santa is only the beginning of what these to get up to! A word of warning though: if you expect a serious romance or a soft, warm story with lots of emotion – this one isn't it. With its own charms, much of it to be found in the completely overdone language, I suspect this will go down well, so to spe [...]

  4. Chris, the Dalek King

    Personally I'm of the opinion that words like "chewed" and "tenderized" should never go with words like "blow job." And seriously, "rambone"? I've heard some odd euphemisms for a man's penis, but that is definitely bodice-ripper worthy.Overall, some parts were hot, some cute, but a lot of it just didn't seem all that believable. A lot of the language used seemed odd, and unneeded. Really, is it that hard to just say cock? I can do it: cock. Cock cock cock cock. Cooooccckkk. Plus, when you say co [...]

  5. Ann

    Stripper Santa's car breaks down, gets rescued by his future elf. Porn ensues.I did learn a new word "rambone". I shall work it into at least one conversation tomorrow.

  6. Tina

    Scanty Santa is my last selection from Dreamspinner’s Advent anthology. This short story just didn’t work well for me. There is an audience for this type of book, I’m just not part of it. I like a little romance and getting to know one another before leaping into bed together.Evan and Sam live in the same neighborhood. They are both struggling to afford to keep their houses. Evan’s partner left him holding the bag, and he is just hanging on. While Sam is a hard worker, he barely earns en [...]

  7. The Novel Approach Reviews

    There wasn’t a whole lot of plot to this story. What plot there was seemed completely implausible. Like I said, I know some people love this type of story. If you like a lot of sex and very little plot, this will be perfect for you. The stripping scenes were really hot. I just wanted more.Full review can be found at The Novel Approach

  8. Secretly Reading

    This is an erotic story with all the focus on the stripping and sex with only a nod to a future relationship. When one neighbor sees another dressed as slutty Santa but without a ride to his stripping gig, he offers dirty Santa a ride and gets more from his night than he imagined. Even for an erotic story, this one seemed odd with language like “white-hot grease poured into my gut” or “he read me like Dickens, backing off when I was about to erupt”. This story wasn’t my thing with its [...]

  9. Julesmarie

    The blurb made this sound very different than it turned out to be.The narrator ends up not only driving Sam to his stripping gig, but actually joins in at the second one. And it's not at all the sweet, sappy-toned type of Christmas story I'd anticipated. It was raunchy and off-putting and unpleasant.Actual quotes:"Ease you open 'til you're begging ole Sam to slam it home and have himself a rodeo in there." I tried to fit my asshole over his head.Sam's hips bolted up, ramming his exploding bone d [...]

  10. France-Andrée

    A Santa stripper gets help by a neighbor. There's two part to this story : I really liked the beginning (it was very funny) when the two guys meet and through different events the neighbor is recruited into stripping too; the second part was eye-rolling bad for me just because the words were just not working (normally I say use your words, but here I would say change your vocabulary) I really think this would have been better if it was half as long. Too bad because I actually liked the author pr [...]

  11. Thomaidha Papa

    4 HeartsReview written for MM Good Book ReviewsMy oh my, what a naughty, naughty read this one. Sheesh! If it was any hotter, I think my pc would be on fire.As unexpected as it was with the whole horniness bleeding from every pore of this story, I sure didn’t mind it. Damn, now I want one such Santa of my ownRead the entire review here.Thommie

  12. Sadonna

    So as erotica it's OK. The plot is completely far-fetched and unbelievable, but Sam and Evan are kinda cute. The far too descriptive language was a bit much for me, but I would maybe read something else by this author if there were more plot to it.

  13. Lucy

    2.5 I will admit, "I tried to fit my asshole over his head" made me laugh. I was just expecting more story.

  14. Becky Condit

    Please leave comments on Scotty's 3 sweet pea review at mrsconditreadsbooks/index.“I had a vision of me perched on a platter with an apple stuck in my ass.”Scanty Santa was a fun read. Neighbor one sees neighbor two having car trouble and stops to help. He knows who it is, although they have never met. Neighbor one is thrilled to see that neighbor two is dressed in a very scantly stripper costume, having admired his hot body when they crossed paths running. He offers to help by taking him to [...]

  15. Alex Akira

    41/2 STARS!I enjoyed this spunky little short, which took an improbable plot and transformed it into a stimulating comedic storyline. It was a fun read and I believe that is pretty much what a holiday story should be, a fun, exciting holiday from the norm.Overwrought with personal problems, Evan is not the happiest of campers as he makes his way home through the icy streets of his festively lit up neighborhood. His partner left him to foot the bills for his only true possession, his home, and a [...]

  16. Deanna Against Censorship

    A fun holiday read. Do not expect great literature, just enjoy a funny M/M fantasy. Have with a spiked eggnog.

  17. Katy Beth Mckee

    This one is very hot and a fun read but it didn't really feel so heartwarming. It was certainly a very interesting holiday hook up.

  18. Teresa

    2.5 Stars - Raunchy Santa story with questionable dialogue. I agree with most of the reviews already posted but thought it was fun too. Very light-hearted.

  19. Rachel Emily

    Well, all of the Heartwarming stories can't be 4 or 5 stars, I guess! I don't know what to say about this one, other than I struggled to get through it.

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